By Yoda
Why do some girls feel the need to wear makeup to
go snowboarding or skiing? You’re gonna look like hell at the end of the day
no matter what! This is worse than the girls who dress up for the races!
Why go snowboarding or skiing if you’re going to
have a cigarette after a few runs? Morons!
Why do they have to charge so much for lift
tickets? It’s like getting mugged!
Why can’t we get some more snow so they can open
more trails? Come on Mother Nature! It’s December!
Will I be able to keep up with a high school kid
like the one snowboarding with us at the end of the month?
How sore am I going to be tomorrow?
Why didn’t I get a longer board sooner? I am going
to do SO much better this year!
When will we have our first snow day? :D
Will Phillie and I go boarding in Maine with Tony
Ricci for real?
When will someone invent speedier lifts?
What was with the wind today?! That was some bitter
cold!
When will we get more snow?
