By Yoda

Why did some people flash us?

Why was Fire Water such a popular Yankee Swap gift? Was it on sale?

How many stickers did Phillie autograph?

How many people tried Gaily’s boots?

Would anyone have noticed if I had taken the fake sleeping cat? I want one of those!

How much alcohol did everyone at the party consume?

Did Crewchief eat the peanuts I gave him?

Did some of the Mod Chick Mafia plan on wearing red shirts?

What was that stain that ended up on Schwagg’s shirt?

How many people watched the party on IM?

Jay and Silent Bob Bobbing head dolls? Are you serious? I mean Yoda or Darth Vader I understand but Jay and Silent Bob? LOL

I wonder what a decibel meter would’ve read in there?

Why didn’t I find M*A*S*H sooner? M*A*S*H RULES!

When do we get to go to Denny’s?! I still want my breakfast!

How many people were hung-over in the morning?